I Tried to Start Two Revolutions in Less Than Two Years. This is How That Went.

Spoiler alert: It’s like streaking through ‘The Quad”

Will Ferrell 2003 Old School (Paramount)

I don’t tie one on very often. Not like I used to. But when I do, it’s epic and everything comes flying out in some form or fashion. It usually doesn’t end in much spectacle. I’ve come to the realization that no one gives a fuck about what you have to say even if the…